the car that cried alarmThe Car that Cried Alarm
A Jay Ward and Bill Scott pastiche by Doug Holverson
PANEL#1 PAGE#1: (Title Card.)
Title Trunciate Tall Tales
"The Card that Cried Alarm"
PANEL#2: (A Motorist dressed like a fifties sports car enthusist.)
Caption Once upon a time there was a Motorist.
PANEL#3: (A motor falls out of the sky and lands in the outstretched hand of the Motorist.)
Caption And what's a motorist without a motor?
Motorist Yeah! Without it I'd be just an ist! (different bubble) Or worse yet, just a lowly pedestrian!
PANEL#4: (The Motorist tosses the motor over his shoulder, bounces it with his heel, where it lands in the motor compartment a fancy Car with a Fuwmp!)
Caption And what's a motor without a car wrapped around it?
Sound Effect FUWMP!
PANEL#5: (View of the fancy Car, possibly a cartoonified convertible that looks like the love child of the Dodge Viper and the Chrysler 300.)
Caption Now this wasn't just any car. It was the extra sporty model.
PANEL#6: (Close up of the chrome fen