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the car that cried alarmThe Car that Cried Alarm
A Jay Ward and Bill Scott pastiche by Doug Holverson
PANEL#1 PAGE#1: (Title Card.)
Title Trunciate Tall Tales
"The Card that Cried Alarm"
PANEL#2: (A Motorist dressed like a fifties sports car enthusist.)
Caption Once upon a time there was a Motorist.
PANEL#3: (A motor falls out of the sky and lands in the outstretched hand of the Motorist.)
Caption And what's a motorist without a motor?
Motorist Yeah! Without it I'd be just an ist! (different bubble) Or worse yet, just a lowly pedestrian!
PANEL#4: (The Motorist tosses the motor over his shoulder, bounces it with his heel, where it lands in the motor compartment a fancy Car with a Fuwmp!)
Caption And what's a motor without a car wrapped around it?
Sound Effect FUWMP!
PANEL#5: (View of the fancy Car, possibly a cartoonified convertible that looks like the love child of the Dodge Viper and the Chrysler 300.)
Caption Now this wasn't just any car. It was the extra sporty model.
PANEL#6: (Close up of the chrome fen
Dumpy Little PrincessTHE DUMPY LITTLE PRINCESS
Jay Ward and Bill Scott pastiche by Doug Holverson
PAGE#1, PANEL#1: (Title card.)
Title Truncated Tall Tales
The Dumpy Little Princess
PANEL#2: (The Dumpy Little Princess doing a little courtesy.)
Caption Once upon a time there was a princess.
PANEL#3: (The Dumpy Little Princess with her arms akimbo looking annoyed.)
Caption No ordinary princess she, for she was a Dumpy Little Princess.
Dumpy Little Princess Hey, narrator-boy! You ain't no Cary Grant yourself!
PANEL#4: (A sad Dumpy Little Princess pulls her patched pockets inside out as a moth or two escapes.)
Caption Fate was even harsher on our princess, for she was born into the crumby end of the upper crust.
PANEL#5: (A clique of mean royal teens is brushing off the Dumpy Little Princess.)
Royal Kid You lack the bread to loaf with us.
PANEL #6: (A clique of mean peasant teens is brushing off the Dumpy Little Princess.)
Caption Nor was she warm and toasty with the crusty end of the crumby class.
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